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Plain Explain: Canadians

Today on Plain Explain I am going to explore, and answer, a pressing international sociological observation. As noted before, Plain Explain is me explaining things without the benefit of studying, looking anything up on the internet, or asking anyone else. Just raw unfiltered knowledge... Why are Canadians so nice? There are two factors to look at when answering this question. First, as we all know, Australia was colonized using the castoffs and criminals of Britain, resulting in a population base that was tougher, meaner, and eventually, better at acting. As another Commonwealth country, Canada was initially filled with the exact opposite kinds of British (and French) people: kind, gentle, mellow folk who willingly gave up on their past lives to chase a better future. They weren't dumped in Canada, they chose to go! When you send outlaws to an empty country—well, aside from the indigenous people who, you know, already lived there—you get Mad Max: Fury Road. When you send nice salt...

Plain Explain: MRI

My new series, where I explain things without the benefit of studying, looking anything up on the internet, or asking anyone. What will this reveal? My ignorance mostly... There are so many things I don’t understand and now you’ll know what I know—and don't know. Feel free to submit any and all questions... I’m open to queries of any type and I’ll give each answer my best shot. Welcome to Plain Explain! How do MRIs work? The other day, I got my first brain MRI and the experience was not what I expected. After donning my little gown and taking out all the metal on my head—minus one earring that just can never come out—I was put into the MRI tube head first. For the next twenty minutes, I was bombarded with magnetic stuff and it was much louder and violent than I’d imagined. Despite the best efforts of the faux-sunny sky above me, it was not a relaxing experience. Of course, I did almost fall asleep but as proven many times, I can pretty much fall asleep under any circumstance. So ho...