Plain Explain: Canadians
Today on Plain Explain I am going to explore, and answer, a pressing international sociological observation. As noted before, Plain Explain is me explaining things without the benefit of studying, looking anything up on the internet, or asking anyone else. Just raw unfiltered knowledge... Why are Canadians so nice? There are two factors to look at when answering this question. First, as we all know, Australia was colonized using the castoffs and criminals of Britain, resulting in a population base that was tougher, meaner, and eventually, better at acting. As another Commonwealth country, Canada was initially filled with the exact opposite kinds of British (and French) people: kind, gentle, mellow folk who willingly gave up on their past lives to chase a better future. They weren't dumped in Canada, they chose to go! When you send outlaws to an empty country—well, aside from the indigenous people who, you know, already lived there—you get Mad Max: Fury Road. When you send nice salt...